NHS Pay Patients To Hurl Themselves Off A Bridge

NHS managers hope to save millions by paying patients with expensive ailments a cash bonus to leap off the nearest tall thing.

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David Miliband Supporters To Undermine His Brother Just For The Hell Of It

SUPPORTERS of David Miliband will today launch a concerted effort to destroy the leadership of Ed Miliband whether either of them likes it or not.

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