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Ninety-Nine Percent Have Fuck All Anyway

MILLIONS of Britons last night realised the collapse of the banking system meant nothing to them as they have no money anyway.

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Government To Ban Free Sex

MINISTERS last night unveiled plans to ban women from getting all drunk and randy.

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