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Ninety percent of socialising just people being loud

MOST social events are just people making loud noises at each other, experts have confirmed.

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Johnson and Davis to spend next three months backpacking around South East Asia

BORIS Johnson and David Davis have confirmed that they quit the cabinet to go backpacking around South East Asia together.

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