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No penis will ever be as good as a dick straw full of rosé, admits hen party

WOMEN at a hen party have confirmed a real penis cannot compare to a novelty penis-shaped straw used to sip rosé.

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Six Hollywood movies that get Britain offensively wrong

TEA on the lawn, cheeky Cockney characters, and the prime minister living in a thatched cottage in Trafalgar Square. These films f**ked up at portraying Britain:

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