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No pressure but Freshers' Week must be best week of your life, students told

FIRST-YEAR students have been told to settle in, take things easily and to have the best week of their whole lives or there is something wrong with them. 

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Horrible songs for buskers to ruin everyone's day

MAKING cock-all money busking so want to take revenge on everyone on your high street instead? Try these numbers: 

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