No survey was necessary to confirm British 15-year-olds are miserable twats

A SURVEY which found UK 15-year-olds have the lowest life satisfaction in Europe has come as no surprise to their parents.

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Play Cool Britannia II buzzword bingo!

BRITAIN’S media is frantically churning out witless articles about ‘Cool Britannia II’ thanks to the Oasis reunion. See how many of these words and phrases you can spot.

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