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Non-football fans emerge from underground bunkers

PEOPLE who are not interested in football have emerged from their underground shelters.

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Shop assistant asking if you 'need any help' definitely thinks you're going to nick something

SHOP assistants asking if you ‘need any help’ definitely suspect you of shoplifting, it has been revealed.

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