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North Ghastly

THE north of England is just so horrid and ghastly, according to a new report by some people who work in central London.

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Octopus Wardrobes Full Of Useless Shoes

OCTOPUSES' wardrobes are full of hundreds of pairs of useless shoes, new research reveals.

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