Northerner abroad convinced he doesn't count as English

A NORTHERN man on holiday thinks that ill feeling about the English does not apply to him

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BAFTAs completely f**k up by not giving everything to Paddington 2

THE Baftas have rendered themselves invalid by failing to give every possible award to the best film ever made, Paddington 2. 

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