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Northerners Terrified Of Toilet Paper, Says Study

PEOPLE in the north of England refuse to use to toilet paper believing it will steal their soul, according to new research.

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Ritchie Could Be Forced To Rely On Talent, Say Friends

BRIT-flick director Guy Ritchie will today begin a new chapter in his life based solely on his own talent.

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