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Nutella shortage triggers Olympic Village riots

RIOTS within the Olympic Village have entered their second day as authorities struggle to meet European athletes’ huge demands for Nutella.

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Team GB fans reclaim the term 'golden shower'

Ambiguous phrase perfectly describes medals success, say jubilant supporters.

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