Subscribe

Offices Brace Themselves For Blue Smartie Conversations

PUBS and offices across Britain are bracing themselves for thousands of tortuous conversations about the return of blue Smarties.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Glass Of Piss Reaches £75 On Ebay

IT is more than two weeks old and is starting to get a bit cloudy, but after topping £75 last night it has become eBay's most expensive glass of piss.

Checking article access…

Next story ›