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Oh, like you've never pretended to be a high-ranking admiral at a Remembrance event

IT’S the hypocrisy I hate. We’ve all done crazy shit for kicks in late middle-age. But suddenly it’s only me who fakes being an admiral on Remembrance Sunday.

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Richard Hammond, and other men straight blokes would shag if they absolutely had to

IT’S the question every straight man has asked himself: which fellow male would you have sex with if the alternative was being executed or something? Here are the least bad options.

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