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Oiks Terrified

BRITAIN'S oiks were last night on the brink of surrender.

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Teenage Boys Assure Surgery-Fixated Girls That They Would Totally Do Them

AS statistics reveal 50% of teenage girls want cosmetic surgery, a collective of teenage boys has said they'd happily finger them just as they are.

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