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OK, we'll get jobs, say poor people

BRITAIN’S poor people have finally conceded defeat and vowed to find work first thing this morning.

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RBS chief to get bonus or legal fees and bonus

THE taxpayer will have to pay for Stephen Hester’s bonus or pay for his bonus and his lawyers, it has been confirmed.

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