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Old guy who is always in pub still not saying hello

AN old man who has been drinking in the same pub for years still refuses to say hello to fellow patrons, it has been confirmed.

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Google returns no search results for 'sexism' and 'tax'

TECH giant Google has decided that sexism and tax no longer exist, it has emerged. As it continues to be dogged by allegations of gender discrimination and tax avoidance, Google has simply decided to terminate both concepts.

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