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Old woman in Tesco reduced section will drop you for 10p pack of sausage rolls

AN 79-YEAR-OLD in Tesco’s reduced section will end you if you get between her and a 10p pack of sausage rolls, she has confirmed.

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Last adult onesie destroyed in controlled explosion

THE last remaining all-in-one adult garment in the UK has been blown to smithereens in front of a cheering crowd.

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