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Old people mainly miserable and boring, young report

A NEW survey has found that despite their reputation for cuddly chat and homespun wisdom, the majority of those aged 60 or over are glum, boring moaners. 

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Bands with 'Boys' in their name, ranked from rock hard to soft as shite

THEY term themselves ‘boys’ but is the collective noun as in ‘or we’ll get the boys round’ or ‘boys, are you playing nicely’? We sort the boys from the men using it ironically: 

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