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On-the-spot fines for f**kers who don't buy their round

SNEAKY fuckers who do not get their round in face an £80 on-the-spot fine, it has been confirmed. 

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Lone well person in office feeling left out

THE only healthy person on his office floor is considering faking a chesty cough to fit in better.

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