Only possible reason to drop litter is 'being a dick', say experts

SCIENTISTS have been unable to identify a single worthwhile reason for dropping litter.

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Cameron and Miliband set out horrible, soul-destroying choice

DAVID Cameron and Ed Miliband have confirmed that one of them is going to be prime minister in a few weeks.

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