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'Our summer highlight was John getting a suspended sentence': A Christmas round robin from a rough family

DEAR all, where to begin? Another super busy year has flown by, and like all meaningful years it was defined primarily by interactions with the criminal justice system.

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Woman with black, square head furious she's been outed in Epstein files

A WOMAN with a head shaped like a perfect black square is outraged to have her identity exposed by the release of the Epstein files.

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