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Paddington, and five other icons of quirky Britishness that can f**k off now

OUR culture is full of wonderful creations the public once had great affection for who have been overused to the point we now hate them. All these need to piss off: 

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'What is my crime? Forwarding emails? Forwarding a few harmless emails?'

PETER Mandelson has told police he cannot be charged with a crime for forwarding emails to a friend as this would make the whole white-collar world criminal. 

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