Paper cut sparks new swear words

A VICIOUS paper cut has been the catalyst for a string of new and creative obscenities.

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Two pairs of boxers ample for week-long journey, confirm men

ONE change of undergarments is more than sufficient to maintain comfort and hygiene for seven days, men have confirmed.

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