Parents Fury At 'Sex Marbles'

A PARENTS' group has launched an anti-marble campaign after discovering the seemingly innocent glass balls signify sordid teenage sex acts.

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Sun Readers To Vote For Football And Tits

THE readers of Britain's biggest newspaper last night threw their electoral support behind lots more football and great big bouncy titties.

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