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Parents 'have right to know if News of the World pervert lives next door'

EVERY family in Britain lives no more than 50 miles from a predatory, News of the World phone beast, it has emerged.

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Opera is really poofy, say five year-olds

BRITAIN’S five year-olds have dismissed opera as a big gay thing full of benders.

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