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Parents praying their kids haven't succeeded at A Levels

AS A-Level results are released, Britain’s parents are hoping their children didn’t screw up their retirement plans by getting into university.

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Guardian readers order 500 tons of microwaved African toilet-charcoal

GUARDIAN readers are looking forward to fuelling their ironic barbecues with the microwaved faeces of a Third World village.

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