Parents realise child's first birthday party is total waste of time

A CHILD’S first birthday was marked by his parents going out for a meal, they confirmed.

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New Beyonce album very empowering, say defeated boyfriends

A NEW album by Beyonce is extremely empowering for women, according to boyfriends and husbands who would rather have the telly on. 

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