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Pathological self-absorption now mandatory

EVERYONE must place themselves at the centre of the universe immediately, it has been confirmed.

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Cameron blasts European Court for overturning tabloid judgments

Strasbourg accused of routinely overruling headlines including ‘Pure Evil’ and ‘Shoot This Sick Bitch’.

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