Paying for things while on the phone: crimes that deserve a 10-year jail sentence

THEY should be locking up the real criminals, and the real criminals are anyone guilty of these: 

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Vinyl album still in shrinkwrap four years after purchase wondering what the f**k's going on

A VINYL LP that has languished unopened since being bought by a nerdy record collector is wondering if it will ever be taken out of its sleeve.

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