People who prayed for Muamba not being jailed

NONE of the the people who think the baby Jesus mends broken boo-boos are in prison.

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Strauss-Kahn's lust 'not a crime' just utterly f**king disgusting in every possible way

Former IMF chief pleads guilty to being the sort of person who makes you feel like your entire body is covered in tiny snakes.

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