People with more than two kids love squalor

PEOPLE who have three or more children do so because they enjoy living in squalid and disgusting conditions, it has emerged.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) A tough day at work with Ocado as you frantically try to explain to George Galloway why you delivered him Just Juice.

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