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Personality survey finds rational Britons desperately outnumbered

A NATIONWIDE personality study has found that only 0.4 per cent of the population is not obsessed with sofas and fighting.

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Dozens killed in beaver/otter turf war

VIOLENCE between beaver and otter gangs is spiralling out of control.

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