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Pinch and punch to be rigidly enforced

OFFICIALS will enforce ‘pinch, punch, first of the month’ tomorrow, it has been confirmed.

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Playing Xbox on YouTube now leading UK industry

THE British economy is now completely dependent on 19-year-olds playing and narrating computer games.

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