Plumber just has to go and get something

PLUMBER Roy Hobbs just has to nip off and get a part, it has emerged.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY) No, I don’t think the uncanny ability to choose a bus that will change drivers en-route is a superpower, actually.

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