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Plumber sick of everyone coming to him with bloody plumbing problems

A PLUMBER who works seven days a week to keep up with demand wishes people would stop pestering him with jobs they want doing.

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It feels wrong to masturbate at a time like this, but we must

An opinion piece by columnist Martin Bishop

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