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Police Creating Army Of Super-Villains

POLICE arresting suspects to gain their DNA are hoping to breed a new species of super-criminal in a bid to increase overtime payments, it emerged last night.

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Cancer Patients Must Win Drugs At Gypsy Fair

CANCER patients denied a life-extending drug on the NHS will be given the chance to win it by shooting at some tin cans with a wonky air gun.

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