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Police hunt whoever is putting infuriatingly small amounts of food back in fridge

POLICE are searching for whoever puts things like half a sausage back into the fridge.

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Mourinho claims Old Trafford is haunted 


JOSE Mourinho has blamed his team’s poor home form on a vengeful ghost.

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