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Police issued guidelines on how to behave while trapped in a wicker man

NEW police guidelines include how to behave sensitively when being sacrificed to a Pagan deity.

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Britain Facing Somali Pirate Shortage

A BAN on air freight from Somalia could leave Britain facing a chronic shortage of crazy pirates, experts have warned.

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