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Police not investigating 92 per cent of burglaries because you can get another PlayStation

THE police have confirmed they do not investigate the vast majority of burglaries because the shops are open and you can get another laptop this afternoon. 

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Man's trip to Asia all about authentic food, exotic locations and fanny

A BRITISH man has stressed his upcoming trip to Japan is all about experiencing the country and its culture as faithfully as possible, right down to getting laid. 

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