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Police should wear uniforms in bed, say experts

POLICEMEN should go to bed fully uniformed so they can be ready to pounce at a moment’s notice, it has been claimed.

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5000m triumph definitely wasn't worth all the pain, says Farah

BRITAIN’S 5000m world champion Mo Farah has admitted that in retrospect he wishes he hadn’t bothered.

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