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Policeman Displays Human-Like Intelligence

A POLICEMAN has remembered the names of songs and been able to use them in a sentence, it emerged last night.

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Police issued guidelines on how to behave while trapped in a wicker man

NEW police guidelines include how to behave sensitively when being sacrificed to a Pagan deity.

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