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Poor People Are So Tedious, Say Experts

A THINK tank researching poverty in the UK has found that people living below the breadline are dreadfully boring.

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Hamster Toy Contains Dangerous Levels Of Horse Vagina

THE makers of a popular hamster toy have reassured parents that their product does not contain excessive levels of horse labia.

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