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Pound says it would rather be French

BRITAIN’S currency has denounced its home country and has asked to be adopted by France.

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Facebook user speaks only in passive-aggressive statements

FACEBOOK addict Wayne Hayes has become so reliant on the site that he communicates entirely in leading statements.

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