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Pregnant Women To Be Labelled

EXPECTANT women are to be labelled to avoid embarrassing confusion with the fat ones, it has been confirmed.

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Your Astrological Week Ahead With...

Psychic BobGemini (21 MAY-20 JUN)Your new girlfriend is quiet and unassuming, maybe slightly aloof, as if butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth. And of course, butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth, what with you keeping her in the freezer.

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