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Pretending to be hard now a job

THE government is to reduce youth unemployment by making pretending to be hard an actual job.

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Jesus Christ get it off my face, says scientist

THE scientist who discovered a new ferret-like mammal is pleading with colleagues to somehow get it off his face.

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