Prince Philip gives up fighter pilot's licence

PRINCE Philip has given up his fighter pilot’s licence at the relatively young age of 97.

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Local twats pissed off with other local twats

A GROUP of local twats is pissed off with a different group of twats, it has been confirmed.

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