Prince William desperate for threesome

THE Duke of Cambridge’s ’30 things to do before you’re 30′ list gives him less than 24 hours to have a threesome, it has emerged.

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Hodgson convinced England have won Euro 2012

ROY Hodgson has congratulated his side for winning Euro 2012 after misunderstanding how the tournament works.

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