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Prison Nicer Than Hospital Apart From All The Sodomy, Say Experts

PRISON life is preferable to hospital apart from the persistent knife-point sodomy and being shanked for an ounce of tobacco, according to a major new report.

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Knotting Hill Fete Goes Off Without Killings

THE Wiltshire village of Knotting Hill's annual fete has gone off without violent death for the 114th year in a row.

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