Prisoner perks to be based on money laundering for Chris Grayling

PRISONERS will be allowed perks such as television and snooker if they help the evil justice secretary hide his illegal earnings.

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Being left alone for five f*cking minutes now impossible

ANNOYING bastards are going to be constantly pestering you, thanks to electronic things.

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