Pub where ‘everyone looks out for each other’ horribly violent

REGULARS at a pub that values community spirit above all beat the shit out of each other most nights, they have confirmed. 

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I am a strong, stable, paranoid lunatic, says May

THERESA May has told the nation she is a strong, stable leader with paranoid delusions that she has enemies hidden everywhere. 

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